living in my own world: Archive

Jan 1st

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Praying for Japan - they got hit with a 7.0...

Jan 1st

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01/01/2012,12:01AM

I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
 dishonor on you
 dishonor on your whole family
 DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

Jan 1st

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When your teachers extends a due date

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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When you use your phone in the middle of the night

Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?

husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did...

Need a laugh? Click here!

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Respect old people. They graduated highschool...

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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my sister really, really hates when Christmas... →

theannoyingskwid: so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper wrapped that box put that box in a bigger box taped that box shut wrapped the big box wrapped it again in tissue paper put it in a bag filled with tissue paper and put a bow on it ...

Dec 27th

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