February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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drcallierizzoli: lightbuld: i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over This is the biggest gpoy of my life
Feb 23rd
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Feb 23rd
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WatchWatch
idontunderstandsimplethings: jigglelikezello: kevinnie: jengyu: welcome-to-korea: Funny Korean Commercial. Reach out to your bias today! OMFG. WHATTTTTTTTT CRYING SO HARD LMFAO HSFKJAHSKJK HAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT EVEN OH MY GOD SOMEONE SEND ONE TO ALL OF 2PM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Listenlightlee: JYP ft Jason Derulo
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
owlmylove: thelilnan: voldemortoutbitches: HOW WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!? IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD: AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE BAM BOXES WHY HOW WHEN!?!?!?!?? I had no idea Texas bordered New York and California and freedom this is brand new information We have no need of freedom boxes In America, freedom is everywhere
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
Feb 20th
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
taco-hime: thecoolmoniker: crab-cakes: homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them. aaoifenakw omg literally me
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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I'm tired. I'm going to sleep.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Listenprom15e-10ve-prot3ct: ...
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france:
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world:
france: hundred.
Feb 14th
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doctorwatson-: america is currently so transfixed with the grammy awards that nobody notices as nicolas cage steals the declaration of independence
Feb 14th
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I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
ryannxp: Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Blue: What about the shadowy part?  Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there. 
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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