"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via goddammitchip)

Now I’m stuck thinking of “what ifs”.

Someone teach me how to build because I don’t keep up with which items are in and which are out anymore.

Someone teach me how to build because I don’t keep up with which items are in and which are out anymore.

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

(via lususlashout)

xoarcticmermaid:

alesusknowles:

Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝  Gemy Maalouf Bridal Wear s/s 2014

YOU SEE THE LAST ONE? SEE NOW MAKE THAT OFF SHOULDER LACE OVERLAY
WITH A SHORT UNDER SKIRT AND YOU HAVE MY FANTASY WEDDING DRESS GOT DAM

(Source: quarrterquels)

Tags: reference

ME: I’m going out to dinner with friends tomorrow
GRANDMA: Oh, is it Brian?
MOM: *smacks her*
GRANDMA: What?
MOM: They broke up
GRANDMA: What? No, that’s a lie.
MOM: No, it’s not
GRANDMA: When did this happen?!
MOM: Very recently. *to me* Right?
GRANDMA: *to me* You’re kidding, right? There’s no way that would happen.
ME: *headdesk repeatedly*
MOM: It’s okay, Nancy. It was his loss. *pats my back*
GRANDMA: *nods in agreement*
ME: *groans loudly*

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(via ruinedchildhood)

sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

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I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

(via heartheartbaby)

thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

(Source: when-life-gives-you-boobs, via heartheartbaby)