— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)
Now I’m stuck thinking of “what ifs”.
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
ME: I’m going out to dinner with friends tomorrow
GRANDMA: Oh, is it Brian?
MOM: *smacks her*
MOM: They broke up
GRANDMA: What? No, that’s a lie.
MOM: No, it’s not
GRANDMA: When did this happen?!
MOM: Very recently. *to me* Right?
GRANDMA: *to me* You’re kidding, right? There’s no way that would happen.
ME: *headdesk repeatedly*
MOM: It’s okay, Nancy. It was his loss. *pats my back*
GRANDMA: *nods in agreement*
ME: *groans loudly*
so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE